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Postby Ace! on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:27 am

Reality TV has finally hit its nadir: people are now competing for a JOB. Not millions, not a recording contract, not even a business connection, but a simple, minimum wage job, one that involves playing one section of broken, far from complete product all day, every day, forever.

What's almost funnier are the fact cards about every competitor. Everyone here is at least 20 years old. The oldest game listed is Final Fantasy VIII. First, out of eleven grown ups who all profess to "love games", how is the oldest "favorite game" only eleven years old? Second, how is Final Fantasy VIII OR Metal Gear Solid 2 ANYONE'S favorite game? Out of all the games out there, in the world, which "gamer" would choose either of those games as their number one game?

Would I be on this show? You better fucking believe it. Would I mock it heartily? You bet I would! I can only hope these poor bastards think the way I do. I can't wait for this.


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Re: The Tester

Postby gorv on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:17 am

jesus christ

what channel is this on? when?

this sounds downright offensive
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Postby Red Omen on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:38 am

Though not especially attractive, "Star" looks like a beast in the sack.

But seriously the idea of this show makes me kind of nauseous.
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Postby Alceste on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:45 am

While I didn't read the other contestants' favorite game choices, I can see why one would put down FF8 as the whole event is sponsored by PlayStation. I bet they're a FF4/6 fan but didn't want their chances dashed by picking a game initally released on a Nintendo console.

And I agree with Red, sort of. Sexual prowress potential aside, (decent) tattoos and piercings make ho-hums into thumbs-ups.
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Re: The Tester

Postby leokef on Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:02 pm

Saw this on the PS blog some time back. It is pretty sad, at the least because this is one of the first big releases of original content for the Playstation Network, and it's a ridiculous reality show. An awfully fast trip to the bottom of the entertainment trash bin.

I believe it's supposed to be Playstation Network content, gorv, so you'll need a PS3 or PSP. Although they'll probably release episodes online, I'd imagine.
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Re: The Tester

Postby Alceste on Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:07 pm

I hadn't watched the her audition video, and I totally see it.

Thrown in with what she's willing to do to her body (tats and such) make you wonder what she's willing to do with it as well! :lickitung:
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Re: The Tester

Postby BaconFat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:02 pm

Console gamers...
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Re: The Tester

Postby pwb on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:03 pm

FFVIII isn't that bad of a favorite game. Some people list FFX as theirs.
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Re: The Tester

Postby leokef on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:19 pm

You guys are friggin' fags. Roni's the winner among that bunch. Sounds like she got the right experience being raised by a single mother, and it's led to a strong-willed, positive character in her. Goes a long way in a woman, in my opinion. Plus she's got a nice rack and I have no doubt about the booty. And she evidently shares my passion for Resident Evil.

I mean, seriously guys. Star's favorite characters are "Rinoa and Squall." What do you think you're getting into.

As for the favorite games, all of them are cliche as hell.
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Re: The Tester

Postby Alceste on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:29 pm

Yeah, but she's black.
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Postby pwb on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:30 pm

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Re: The Tester

Postby pwb on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:33 pm

Plus Roni's like Steve Urkel combined with Michael Jackson. Star's like a homely white girl crossed with some bad tattoos. Is anyone still confused here.
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Postby Alceste on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:37 pm

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Re: The Tester

Postby pwb on Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:40 pm

what are you, one of those faggots that can't appreciate a nice big ass

or just a RACIST
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