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Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby Leon on Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:56 pm

So she keeps giving me crap about getting swords. So I'm going to get her one. But I don't know what to get her. Something pretty but not overly expensive, I don't want her to use it on me when I go home for christmas.

I usually get swords from place. but I'll be looking into some other places. no penis jokes please.
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby BaconFat on Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:57 pm

Don't.
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby mobilisq on Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:56 pm

shed probably rather a new set of steak knives

see if you can find her some steak katanas
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby Leon on Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:50 pm

I'd get me a seat of steak katanas.
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby leokef on Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:17 am

Why buy her a sword when you can buy her a
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby Smasha on Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:57 am

This thread's a joke, right?
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby Leon on Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:36 am

I got one serious response.

Fuck it, I'll get her an Ipad.
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby Red Omen on Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:29 am

No, my response was serious. Get her something she'll genuinely enjoy. You're the one into swords, not her. I don't buy my mom video games.
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

Postby Blitz on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:45 am

my response was serious
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Re: Help me pick a sword for my mom.

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