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Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby dkhighwind on Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:43 pm

If you see a squeezie bottle on the kitchen counter labeled "Candy Creations!" and it appears to be confectionery sugar, double check first. It might be Borax. That was seriously the worst donut I have EVER had.
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby gorv on Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:14 pm

i learned that putting ramen into two pieces of bread is not a good way to avoid doing dishes
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby mobilisq on Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:29 pm

i learned that getting paid under the table is awesome
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby Eulogic on Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:54 pm

oh hey it's dkhighwind
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby Smasha on Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:16 pm

Most of the things you were saving up for back when you had a job wouldn't make you much happier anyway.
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby leokef on Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:04 pm

Whoa, Real Dolls can be customized with Elf ears now. Hey, can I go in on that doll with you, FL.
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby Smasha on Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:24 pm

There is also a line of anime-stylized dolls.

Among furries, there is a long-standing rumour that Abyss Creations (the company that owns the Real Doll brand) makes furry dolls by custom order, but only for customers who can be sworn into secrecy, lest the Real Doll brand be tarnished.
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby mobilisq on Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:14 am

what gives smasha you trying to tell me that lobotomy ive been saving for wont do shit
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby Smasha on Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:23 am

Don't stop at the prefrontal stuff. Take off most of the cortex. The cortex is new and hasn't proven its evolutionary worth. It's your ancient brains, your reptilian and paleomamilian brains, that have figured out how to survive on this planet.
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby dkhighwind on Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:04 pm

Dude, your cortex is where LSD does its magic. Don't be knockin' on it, now.
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Re: Things I've learned while Unemployed!

Postby mobilisq on Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:21 pm

changed my mind thanks
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